{"product_id":"bureau-of-reader-affairs-evidence-bag-canvas-tote-funny-bookish-reader-bag-vintage-inspired-cotton-shopper","title":"Evidence Bag Cotton Canvas Book Tote | Bureau of Reader Affairs","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Bureau of Reader Affairs Evidence Bag book tote carries your literary evidence in heavyweight cotton canvas. Available in Natural and Black, it is ready for bookstore runs, library hauls, book clubs, conventions, markets, and everyday reader emergencies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOfficial Bureau evidence should be transported accordingly. Highly sensitive materials may include emotionally damaging literature, suspiciously compelling fictional characters, questionable TBR decisions, and books that kept you awake until 3 a.m.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Evidence Bag design features the official Bureau of Reader Affairs seal, literary classifications, case information, and entirely unnecessary bureaucratic warnings. Choose Natural for an archival case-file look or Black for classified literary evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTote details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% heavyweight cotton canvas, 12 oz\/yd²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlat-corner construction keeps contents neatly aligned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelf-fabric handles with reinforced stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSewn-in label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank sourced from India\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Natural and Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLine dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the printed area; the print may stick to the iron\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBureau notice:\u003c\/strong\u003e Contents may include emotionally damaging literature. Handle accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":67587132457248,"sku":"15776606833495907204","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":67587132490016,"sku":"30211059652081978469","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/1301\/8144\/files\/17870034253768166211_2048.jpg?v=1790567904","url":"https:\/\/shopthestoryforge.com\/products\/bureau-of-reader-affairs-evidence-bag-canvas-tote-funny-bookish-reader-bag-vintage-inspired-cotton-shopper","provider":"The Story Forge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}