The Reader Recovery Forms Kit is a 5-page printable PDF bundle from the Bureau of Reader Affairs for documenting your next romantasy book hangover. Create a personal recovery file for cliffhanger trauma, fictional character attachment, plot-twist shock, and other entirely serious story-induced conditions.

Digital download only. No physical product will be shipped. Print on standard US Letter paper (8.5" × 11") for your reading journal, book club activities, or personal recovery file. Personal-use licensing and printing guidance are included in the Read Me guide.

The Department of Romantasy Recovery Services offers official assistance for emotionally compromised readers. Document the incident, plan your recovery, and file the paperwork before attempting to function like a normal human being.

Your five-page recovery packet

• Reader Intake Form: Document your current read, symptoms, primary complaint, severity level, previous treatments, and recommended action.
• Official Reader Prescription: Fill out a playful, personalized treatment plan for book hangovers, fictional boyfriend attachment, plot-twist trauma, and severe cliffhanger syndrome.
• Reader Recovery Plan: Organize recovery goals, coping tools, support systems, treatment options, triggers, and progress tracking.
• Official Book Hangover Leave Request: Formally request time away from work, school, or responsibilities while recovering from devastating literature.
• Read Me Guide: Printing instructions, personal-use information, and an overview of the recovery packet.

Made for fantasy and romantasy readers, book clubs, reading journals, and anyone still emotionally recovering from a fictional man who does not exist.

These humorous reader forms are for entertainment, not medical advice or official medical or workplace documentation.

Bureau notice: Recovery is encouraged. Reader joy is mandatory. The Bureau accepts no responsibility for additional book purchases made during treatment.