The Bureau of Reader Affairs
Welcome, Agent.
The Bureau of Reader Affairs is an entirely official, definitely legitimate agency investigating the questionable reading habits of Book Goblins everywhere.
Our jurisdiction includes dangerously tall TBRs, suspicious fictional attachments, emotionally devastating books, and the persistent belief that “one more chapter” is a reasonable bedtime strategy.
Agents are recruited, credentialed, assigned to specialized divisions, and dispatched on classified reading assignments. Naturally, there is paperwork.
